Freedom of Screech!

To the lady at Target who gave my Mommy a dirty look when I was telling her what I thought of the nailpolish color she was about to buy...you are mean! And same goes to you, family at Applebee's, who looked annoyed by my one-sided discussion of current events with my mom and dad over dinner. I am discovering a new side of myself. A freer, more chatty baby lives inside of me and wants to get out. It may sound shrill and ear-piercing to you, but it is my current method of communication.

Is it not my right as a citizen of the United States, Under the first amendment of our great constitution that our country's forefathers created, to have the freedom to screech whenever and wherever I choose?


I'll have you know that I am a close, personal friend of our wonderful Governor Rick Perry-he even sent me a personal welcome into the world, which not many other babies can say (although now that I look back at my welcome card it seems suspiciously similar to a form letter). I could have you banished from this terrific state of ours for your unlawful disregard for my freedoms!

I hope all of my fellow screeching babies will join me in my crusade to rid the world of mean-spirited people who can't enjoy the beauty of our voices!